Category Archives: Vegetarian

Easy Fig Treats


You know what is easier than writing a blog post about making these crunchy, chewy fig treats? Only one thing – making them.

Alright I suppose that technically NOT making them or writing a blog post about them would be easier. No need to be a spoilsport.

First, buy dried figs and dessicated coconut. Those are the only two ingredients, which is more than you can say for most snacks. Next, throw the figs into a food processor. Make sure to take out any stems – I didn’t do this the first time, not realising that ‘ready to eat’ actually meant ‘not really ready to eat until you’ve gone through and removed any stems’, and while it doesn’t stop you enjoying the snacks it is a bit of a pain – like watermelon seeds are, you know? If you’re home alone, especially home alone in a house with a porch, rocking chair and back garden, you could just spit them out, giving yourself points for distance, but otherwise I’d suggest just taking them out of the equation altogether.

Process the figs until you get a thick, sticky paste, like this:

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Appetising, no?

OK, no – net YET. In fact it looks a little like a Golgothan. But we won’t talk about that.

Next, sprinkle a surface with coconut – you can toast the coconut if you prefer, though it does add an extra step. Scoop the fig paste into small portions; if you have a tiny scoop, great. If not, get all lo-fi and just use your hands. Roll the paste into a ball, then roll in the coconut to cover. You’re done!

Before you know it you’ll have rows of the beauties, like this:

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Now wash your hands, cos they’ll be covered in fig paste.

I dare say you could add to these – some dates in with the figs might be good, or a splash of vanilla extract, or what about a big spoonful of cocoa powder? The fruit is naturally very sweet, and they have a great crackly texture from the seeds that is really satisfying, though you do run the risk of finding them in your teeth hours later. This is a snack that keeps on giving… They are chewy and a bit fudgey at room temperature – I stored some of mine that way for a week and they were still good. I figured, dried figs don’t need to be refrigerated, they should still be fine after they’re processed, right? If you’re not sure, or prefer a firmer texture, you can always keep them in the fridge.

It seems to me that these would be a good stand-by snack, and they’re probably pretty ace for an energy boost what with the natural sugar in the figs. They also count towards your five a day – two dried figs is one portion, so depending what size you make the treats you only need one or two to count towards your optimum fruit and veg intake.

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These treats are raw, free from the most common allergens (nut, wheat, dairy, soy and egg, to name but five), contain only natural ingredients, are vegan friendly and take less than ten minutes to make. What are you waiting for?


Avocado Sandwich Spread (and the Penultimate Sandwich)


I saw a post on Lucy’s Friendly Foods the other day, where she mentioned her avocado mayonnaise. For some reason, the idea of avocado mayonnaise wouldn’t go out of my head, then, so I had to make my own and slather it on a giant sandwich. At least, the sandwich was giant in my mind… In reality, it seemed not to be a day for bread baking (I blame the position of the moon) and so the rolls I was making didn’t turn out as tall and proud as I’d imagined. However, I still made a sandwich of reasonable proportions – and the avocado mayo was absolutely delicious.

I changed things up and made more of a spread than a mayo. I also made it on the chopping board, rather than in a food processor, blender or even bowl, and I’m really pleased with how that worked out. You see Jamie Oliver making stuff right on the chopping board a lot, so I felt quite fancy as I was working on it. This is probably the main benefit of preparing the avocado spread this way; the secondary bonus is that you don’t have any extra dishes to wash, which to me is a big deal. Washing the dishes is pretty low on my list of priorities, and these days that’s one looooooong list!

So, to the avocado spread. I will preface this by saying that I love a good guacamole, and have a go-to, memorised in my brain recipe for it (which I once wrote about here), but fancied doing something different with avocado, for a change. This was the end result:

 

  • 1 small avocado
  • juice of 1/2 small lime
  • 1/8 – 1/4 tsp dijon mustard
  • big pinch of sea salt
  • several turns of black pepper
  • splash white wine vinegar
  • dash of cold-pressed rapeseed oil (optional)
  • dash paprika or cayenne pepper (optional)

 

First, peel the avocado and roughly chop. Don’t throw the stone away.

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Add the lime juice, mustard, salt and pepper and vinegar, then MASH TO A PULP with your knife. You may also want to employ a fork. Do wear goggles lest you get mustard in your eye, in your fervent mashing state.

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When very mashed, add a drizzle of oil, if you like – avocado is so rich already you might not want it, but it does add a certain unctuousness, and if nothing else it’s nice to have a valid reason to use that word.

 

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Now, you will be looking at your chopping board (and possibly hands) and going ‘urgh, look, there’s avocado everywhere’. Well, firstly, wash your hands (this should be self evident). As for the chopping board, fear not! Simply scrape up all the dressing, in two or three goes, with your knife, scooping it up onto the blade horizontally and then turning the knife vertically to drop the spread into a suitable container. This means you won’t drop any round the edges of the container, and you’ll scrape up almost every last drop from the board.

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See?

To preserve any leftover spread for a day or two (this works a bit, though not perfectly), put the avocado stone in the bowl you’re storing it in, make sure it’s tightly covered, and refrigerate. The avocado will still go a bit grey but not as much as if you’d left the stone out, and the flavour is still good. Just eat with your eyes closed.

To go with this spread (or, for the spread to go with), I had envisaged The Ultimate Sandwich – ultimate for that moment of imagining, anyway. It was more or less this Dutch Crunch sandwich from last year but with added avocado, and I looked forward to it for a couple of days. Alas, when it came to making the bread, a few things went a little wrong, and while I still ended up with edible rolls, they weren’t the crackled beauties I had in mind.

James R suggested on Facebook that this might be the Penultimate Sandwich, which was ominous but stuck in my head, nonetheless…

I layered up pea shoots, tomato, strong Campbeltown cheddar, turkey breast and avocado spread on my servicable-if-not-perfect white roll, and it was almost everything I’d been dreaming of. It’s always disappointing when something doesn’t turn out as you hope – especially when you’ve invested a lot of time in it – but it’s best to appreciate it for itself, really.

 

After all, it might be the second last sandwich you ever eat.

 

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St Patrick’s Day Snacks!


There are so many fun recipes around for things to make on St Patrick’s Day – mostly unusually and improbably green things, it must be said. I don’t usually celebrate or make anything special, but this year two friends asked me if I was doing anything, so I took it as a Sign and had them both over the flat for some drinks and snacks.

I wanted to make green snacks, but without employing any food colouring. It turns out that naturally green food doesn’t always stay very green after you process it in some way, so I had varying degrees of success in this endeavour. Here are some snaps I took:

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Feta, cucumber and mint skewers. Pretty simple.

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Spinach and pea quiche, with thyme crust.

I sort of made this one up. I followed the crust recipe from this mushroom quiche - a very forgiving recipe, as it turns out, since I ended up seriously manhandling the dough with my hot hands and it was still light and crumbly in the end.

The filling was a mix of defrosted spinach and peas, salt and pepper, a splash of milk (I only had a splash left in the carton) and an assortment of whole eggs and egg yolks. There was a lot left over, which I baked in a dish as little crustless quiche bites.

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Mini soda breads (not green).

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Broad bean dip.

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Parsley hummus.

This is a simple food processor dip – a tin of chickpeas, a bunch of parsley, a clove of garlic get whizzed round with a drizzle of sesame oil, then seasoned to taste. To adjust the texture, I added water from the chickpea tin until it was scoopable.

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The soda bread was great with either dip, or with some butter sprinkled with smoked sea salt.

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Ricotta gnocchi with pesto.

I followed this recipe from Delicious Days, for fifteen minute ricotta gnocchi. I kid you not, it was so easy, genuinely taking less than fifteen minutes even though it was the first time I’d tried the recipe. Sometimes a new recipe takes longer because you’re checking it at every step, but not this one. For a start, there aren’t that many steps to check. For another, it really is that simple – mix the ingredients in the bowl, roll out, slice, boil.

I made the dough ahead of time, only leaving the shaping and boiling until just before serving. Even after sitting in the fridge for several hours, it was light and soft when it was cooked, and tasted amazing even on its own. To serve, I mixed with a drizzle of olive oil and a huge mound of fresh pesto.

If you haven’t made pesto before, I’d say it’s time to give it a try. Another food processor classic; I started with a handful of hazelnuts and two garlic cloves, which I whizzed up until the nuts were finely chopped. Then I added two basil plants and some pecorino, followed by enough olive oil to make a smooth paste. Season with salt and pepper and we’re done!

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Lime-oncello (disappointingly not green).

This was the same method as my successful limoncello, but with lime rind instead of lemon, and more sugar syrup to balance the more bitter taste. It didn’t turn out nearly as green as I’d hoped, as you can see!

We also made an as-yet un-named and unperfected cocktail. It contained lime-oncello, vodka, gin, simple syrup, fresh kiwi juice and a squeeze of lime. We had it both short and topped up with soda, and it was pretty awesome either way.

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I also made these non-green bonus marshmallow pies. Now, the trouble with these is that they were born of a total recipe failure. I tried to make green tea marshmallows using veggie gelatin, and oh boy, did that not work… So I used the resulting gooey, sticky not-marshmallow (which was liquid at room temperature) to fill little pate sucree shells, using the recipe from these jam tarts. This is my go-to sweet pastry, it works perfectly every times. I baked the tarts up, keeping an eye out for the not-marshmallow burning, and ended up with these lovely little things, which were a bit crispy on the top and chewy in the middle. And no longer even a tiny bit green.

Can’t win ‘em all, right?


Paprika and Chickpea Soup (with Built-In Poached Quails Eggs)


Fact: I have made this soup before.

Fact: it is delicious.

Fact: this time I added quails eggs and it was amazing.

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The beauty of this soup, as I was at great pains to point out in my last post about it, is its versatility. You can add whatever ingredients you happen to have knocking about the cupboards, or starting to go wrong in the fridge. This time, I added a chili that was getting wrinkly round the edges, swapped a normal onion for the recommended red onion and added some lemon juice from the lonely half lemon in the picture above. The resulting soup was very spicy, so I added a splash of creamy whole milk before I served it. This time, i really have shaken the habit of eating half a loaf with every bowl of soup, and had some tiny little oatcakes with it instead. It was aces.

Now, the reason that I’m reblogging about this recipe – which isn’t even one of my own – is that I had a culinary brainwave while I was making it. Last time I said that a poached egg on top sounded like a great addition. That was over a year ago, and I’d never revisited this recipe in order to try that out. This time I gave it a go – but I didn’t just add any old poached egg.

Oh no.

I added poached quails eggs. And I poached them RIGHT IN THE SOUP. I still feel like a braniac for having this idea.

A few minutes before I was ready to serve the soup, I cracked my eggs onto the surface. This is one of those soups that is almost thick enough to stand your spoon up in, so the egg initially rests almost on the surface.

After a minute, the egg had started to sink. ‘Hm,’ I thought. ‘We may have a situation here.’ I carefully lowered a spoon in under the egg – I could still see the top of the yolk – and lifted it upwards again. It seemed to be doing OK, the white hadn’t completely dispersed through the whole pot, so I let it go for another three minutes, watching and occasionally encouraging it back up to the surface.

The end result was something between a fried egg and a poached egg, flavoured by the soup and ready to carefully scoop out and garnish my dinner with.

I gently pushed the two poached eggs off to the side of the pot, and ladled out enough soup from the other side to fill a bowl. I added a splash of milk and swirled it through, then scooped the eggs from the pot and delicately laid them on top. The final touch was a scattering of spring onions, a late addition but one I was really glad of.

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You now have two choices, if you’ve poached some eggs in your soup. You can burst the yolk and let it mingle with the rest of the soup:

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Or you can scoop the egg up on your oatcake or other dipping implement and enjoy it in one mouthful:

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I got to do both, since I had two eggs. It’s a win/win situation.


Grown Up Refrigerator Cake


The first thing to say is this: I habitually misspell ‘refrigerator’. The abbreviation is ‘fridge’, right? (I had to go and look this up in a sudden fit of uncertainty but, yes, it is). So, why is the abbreviation ‘fridge’ when the word *doesn’t have a d in it*? I have never and will never understand it, and I think Something should be Done.

So, anyway, however you spell it, refri(d)gerator cake is an excellent bit of baking to undertake if you’re a smidgen short on time. It’s extraordinarily flexible, and you can add all your favourite things to it. There is no baking involved, and it can’t fail. There will be no sinking as it cools; no curdling in the pot; no burning, smoking, scorching or any other oven mishaps.  The following recipe is very loose, and it’s more of a technique than anything, but I’m sure you’ll get the gist.

I made this as part of my drive to be making and baking in ways that are easier, quicker and create as few dishes as possible. It really fit the bill. It takes hardly any time to put together; the longest part of the process is waiting for it to chill, which you can do overnight while you’re probably otherwise engaged with sleep.

My own refrigerator cake was an attempt to replicate one of my favourite chocolate bars past: the Cadbury’s Fuse. The Fuse was around in the 90s, and was discontinued in 2006, much to the chagrin of many. It was a solid chocolate bar with raisins, nuts, biscuits and crunchy cereal through it – very delicious. So I tried to redo this, using some ingredients from my last Foodie Penpals parcel as two of the main components. Here’s the result:

 

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It’s awfully yellow, isn’t it? I’m still making friends with my new camera, and still not using appropriate extra lighting in the kitchen when I take photos in the evenings. Thankfully the nights are getting noticeably lighter now – it’s light past 4pm now, what a treat!

 

So, the rough recipe for this particular cake:

 

  • handful seedless raisins
  • two handfuls chocolate puffed rice cereal (by which I mean Coco Pops)
  • four chocolate covered fudge bars (by which I mean Cadbury’s fudge), cut into small pieces
  • ten almonds (ideally delicious cinnamon and cocoa glazed almonds), chopped
  • 100g fruity dark chocolate
  • 100g standard plain chocolate (from the baking aisle)
  • 200g milk chocolate
  • 100g unsalted butter

 

Start off with the baking dish you’re going to use – I used a 7″ square tin. Put your filling ingredients in the dish and mix around, to see how they look. Imagine cutting the slab into bits, and how much of each ingredient would be in one of those bits. Add more of anything you’d like more of – the above amounts will make for a very chocolatey snack, so you could increase the other ingredients to make it more like a classic Fuse, which was more cereal/raisin/fudge/nut than chocolate.

 

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Once you’re happy with the proportions, melt the chocolate and butter together (I always use the microwave) and make sure they’re well combined. Then, tip the fillings out of the baking dish and into the bowl or jug you used to melt the chocolate, and mix again.

Line your now-empty baking tin with greaseproof paper, to make it easier to remove the finished cake. Pour the chocolate mixture back into the tin, and allow to cool to room temperature before putting it in the fridge overnight to set, then slicing into squares.

 

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Other ingredients you might like to add include:

  • other dried fruits like blueberries or cherries
  • candied orange slices
  • broken up banana chips
  • macadamias, pistachios or pecans – or any other kind of nut
  • popcorn – caramel or maybe even salted would work
  • marshmallows
  • broken biscuits
  • spices like cinnamon, chili or pepper
  • white chocolate chips (these might be best sprinkled over the top)

You can also monkey with the proportions of dark and milk chocolate, or use only one, and reduce the amount of butter. These proportions gave quite a soft, melty end result, so next time I’d probably go more chocolate, less butter. It’s the kind of recipe you make your own, and make often.

 

Probably best not to use all of these variations at once – moderation is key, yes?


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