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Flashback: Death Star Cake


Remember this guy?

It’s my Death Star cake from last year – a cake I made in part to indulge my own desire to make a Death Star cake, and in part to raise some money and awareness for the MS Society. Miss L from Too Much TV and Diary of an Office Girl is organising another fundraiser this year, again on May the Fourth (Star Wars day… geddit?) and I will be contributing something rather less imposing, but hopefully still fun and, above all, delicious.

If nothing else, it will be delicious. Repeat until feeling calm. No pressure. Etc.

Pictures to follow.

Now, I am going to ask you, my readers, to help Miss L and I out again this year. Last year, we had some super kind donations from Rock Salt readers – I was really touched that people would be generous enough to make a donation to this important charity. If you would like to contribute a few pounds, you can do so here: https://www.justgiving.com/GeeksFightMSWithCake/

However, if you’re in or around Glasgow, you can do one better than that – you can actually turn up and buy and, crucially, EAT some of the cake that will be available. The event is happening in one of my favourite places in the world, The Flying Duck, this Saturday – here, why don’t you just check out the Facebook event. It begins at 1pm, and after Miss L’s event is over, there will be dancing and, if you’re of the drinking persuasion, drinking. I might be wearing a Jedi cloak.

Please do consider donating, or coming along. I know it would mean a lot to Miss L (and therefore me) personally, and the MS Society as a whole.


Repost: How-to for Hello Kitty Cupcake Toppers


Finally, a sweet repost – it seems that my most photogenic posts from past times were savoury items. These cakes were a huge achievement for me, and looking back at them always makes me smile. I’ve decided to edit this post down to show just the process of creating the sweet little cupcake toppers, step by step. They were time consuming, but so worth it.

 

I made the toppers from shop-bought ready to roll white icing (some dyed red for the bows), a spot of yellow writing icing for the nose and the black icing pen I bought myself not so long ago for just this kind of thing. Here are the snaps with a bit of extra detail where I thought it was needed.

 

 

First, I rolled out the icing on a board rubbed with coconut oil, to stop sticking. I also had a sprinkler of icing sugar to hand to further help avoid sticking and to sprinkle over the top of the finished face shapes to give a better, matte surface for putting in the details. I had a reference picture on the screen of my laptop and I used my scribing tool to draw a kitty shape on the icing, then cut it out with the knife side of the tool. It did need some fine detail work, using the flat edge of the knife to smooth the surface and edges, the scribing tool to add little tucks around the ears and my hands to flatten the shape where it needed to be wider and pinch it where it needed to be fatter. It took a while to get the shape right. Once I had one finished, I used it as a rough template to cut out nine other shapes, knowing that the original would probably be too squashed and maimed from repeated lifting and laying to actually use. I smoothed off the edges of the nine new faces and rubbed in a fine coat of icing sugar. It’s worth mentioning here that the faces dried out as I was working with them, which meant that they were difficult to fine tune, as they were more likely to crack than to mould into the shape I wanted. I really should have had them wrapped in a damp tea towel while I worked on them, but I solved the problem by rubbing a little coconut oil into them with my fingers until they were soft again.

 

 

 

I thought a good place to start would be with the noses, then I’d have a central point to work around. Hello Kitty’s nose is very low on her face. I never expected to be so au fait with the dimensions of Hello Kitty’s face but there we are. It’s all part of life’s rich tapestry.

 

 

I put in the eyes and whiskers next, using the thick end of my black icing pen. It was tricky, and the surface of the fondant wasn’t smooth enough to stop the pen catching a little, and sinking in at some points. You can see that some of the whiskers are a bit raggedy because of this. I’m not sure what I would have done about this – maybe rubbing more icing sugar over the top would have helped, or maybe keeping them under that hypothetical damp towel I was talking about earlier would have been a better plan.

 

 

It’s amazing how much the little bows change the whole look of these, turning them from your bog-standard surprised cats into recognisable Hello Kitties. I wish I’d taken a couple of progress photos of the bows, but really they came together very quickly. I dyed a lump of icing red by rubbing some colour into the icing with a toothpick, then kneading it through until all the marbling had disappeared and the icing was a block red. Then I made a little ball of icing, which  first made into a small sausage shape then flattened with my thumb. I used the scribing tool to push in on the middle of either side, making a sort of 8 shape. Then I used the side of the knife to flatten the top and bottom, and went back to the scribing tool to make little hollows on either side of what would be the centre of the bow. Again, there was some trial and error, but once I was happy with the shape I lifted them from the board, placed them on the toppers and pressed down gently to secure, then added a final, small ball of icing for the middle. Once they were positioned I could make the final touches of pushing in the middle of each side to give a bow shape, and redefining the hollows in the bow.

Once I’d made all these, the main cake topper was a breeze – just repeat all the above steps, but bigger and less fiddly. I had got the hang of it by this time. That’s not to say that I didn’t have a break in between where I tried and failed to make the 3D Kitty, of course.

 

 

And here they are in their final positions, atop devil’s food cake with white buttercream icing:

 

 

I added a row of heart sprinkles round the edge of the main cake, as a finishing touch. I did not make these. Why, even after all the other work, does that feel a tiny bit like cheating?

 

 

They were almost too cute to eat…

 


Guest Post: Cheesy Spinach and Sausage Roll


Today’s generous, wonderful, appetising guest post comes from Heather at Sugar Dish Me. Heather is a great writer and I am really touched that she’d offer to write me a post for Rock Salt – and what a post it is! You’re in for a big treat today. I am slightly worried that after all these guests posts (there are more to come, oh yes) you will all be spoiled and go off to read these other blogs instead of mine. It is a risk I’ll have to take.
Heather went to extra pains to send me this post, with her photos refusing to be sent in an email without putting up a fight, and I commend her patience and dedication to the task at hand. Thank you, Heather. You are awesome.

So Carol Anne is writing a novel. In a month. Because she’s crazy brave. And so, in support of her efforts, on this day you are stuck with me!

I’m Heather. I write a food blog called Sugar Dish Me, which is basically a collection of homestyle recipes and baked  goods fueled by a steady diet of caffeine and sprinkled with my [slightly annoyed] musings about my family.

I love love love to read, and I love to write… but a novel is a whole different kind of dragon to slay. Two huge thumbs up to all of you that are taking the plunge with the NaNoWriMo challenge. Also cookies. You deserve lots of cookies. Sometimes when I’m reading something particularly well-written, especially because talented authors have the ability to knit words together and make it seem effortless, I have these moments where I think, “Hey!! I could do this!!”

My lapses of grand delusion pass just as quickly as they come though, and I remember I should just stick to what I’m good at: smartass comments and making a gigantic mess in the kitchen. Today the kitchen mess I’m offering is a Sausage and Spinach Roll. It’s kind of like pizza, except I have a deep and unequivocal love for bread and things like pizza crust. So this is all the goodness of pizza toppings, minus the sauce (because sauces are infinitely more fun when you can dip things in them), and with a double dose of chewy bready crust.

I like spicy Italian sausage here, but really this recipe is only limited by your imagination. Pick your favorite flavor combinations and run with them. I make this often with chicken, my boys love turkey pepperoni, and sometimes I just load it up with vegetables. Hellooooo roasted broccoli and red peppers.

Anyway.

For this go I used spicy Italian sausage, slightly wilted spinach, sweet caramelized red onions, lots of garlic, mozzarella, and parmesan cheese.

Sometimes the dough tears when you’re rolling it.

Don’t worry!!! Rustic is a thing.

Also, if you are a freak of perfection nature and your dough doesn’t tear when you roll it up, you need to puncture it anyway. I like evenly spaced knife perforations straight across the top. This allows the cheese to get all melty and bubbly. It also keeps the dough from puffing up in an explosive way.

Place the sausage rolls on lightly greased baking sheets and brush the tops with olive oil.

While you wait for these things to bake go read something.

But don’t be like me and forget that you put food in the oven while you are so involved with words on the page.

I slice these like I would a loaf of bread. And serve them with plenty of tomato sauce for dipping.

Works great as party food or as a cozy homestyle meal. Sometimes I do a few different versions and then we all just mix and match.

This also counts as finger food which means that you can hold a bready slice in one hand while clutching a paperback with the other, because nothing is quite as filling as words on the page.

Note: These instructions are a bit long; I was aiming for a detailed recipe, so included are directions for making the dough, start to finish, as well as assembling and baking the rolls. If you like a short cut or don’t have all day to fool around in the kitchen this is still excellent using store bought dough. Just skip through the recipe to the part that specifies “For the Filling” and have at it.

Cheesy Spinach & Sausage Roll

For the Dough: (make your own with this super simple recipe or purchase pre-made dough)

  • 4 cups all-purpose flour, plus more for kneading
  • 1 teaspoon salt
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 2 1/4 teaspoons active dry yeast (1 envelope)
  • 1 1/4 cups lukewarm water
  • 2 teaspoons olive oil

In a large bowl whisk together the flour, salt, sugar, and active dry yeast. Stir in the water (I like to use a big wooden spoon) until a shaggy dough forms. Use your fingers to press in any remnants of the dry ingredients and then set the bowl aside for about 15 minutes to let the dough rest.

On a lightly floured surface, turn the dough out and knead for 8-10 minutes until it’s smooth and elastic, adding a bit more flour while kneading if you need it. Form a ball.

Pour the 2 teaspoons of olive oil into a large clean bowl. Place the ball of dough into the oiled bowl and turn it a few times to coat. Cover the bowl with a clean kitchen towel and let it rise in a warm place for about an hour. It should have  doubled in size.

Punch the dough down, re-cover it, and let it rise for another 45 minutes to an hour.

During this second rise, pre-heat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit (Celsius conversion, anybody?) (Note from Carol Anne: that’s 200C) and go ahead and prepare the rest of your ingredients (as listed below).

For the Filling:

  • 1 pound Italian sausage, crumbled and browned
  • 1 medium to large red onion, very thinly sliced
  • 1 teaspoon olive oil
  • 1 tablespoon butter
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 6 ounces fresh spinach OR frozen spinach, thawed with the liquid squeezed out completely
  • 4 cloves garlic, very finely minced
  • 2-3 cups shredded mozzarella cheese
  • 1/4 cup grated parmesan cheese
  • olive oil for brushing the tops of the rolls, plus a tad bit more for cooking the vegetables, as needed
  • Tomato Sauce for dipping

Lightly grease a baking sheet; one with sides works best.

Divide the dough into two pieces (dividing the dough in half will yield two large rolls, as shown in the photos above. If you prefer smaller pieces to work with feel free to divide it further. The instructions provided are for a yield of 2 large loaves).

Stretch the dough into rough circles – I’m not really particular about the shape, just that the dough is stretched to an even thickness. Place the stretched dough onto a floured work surface. Sprinkle each stretched dough with half of the sausage.

In the skillet that you used to brown the sausage add the onion, olive oil, butter, and salt. Over medium heat, caramelize the onion. This will take 5-10 minutes, depending on the size of your slices.

Spread the caramelized onions over the crumbled sausage.

In the same skillet add the spinach and garlic. You may need to add another teaspoon of oil. Cook over medium high heat until the spinach is just wilted and the garlic has become fragrant, about a minute. Maybe 2 or 3. (If you chose to use frozen spinach, just cook the garlic here.)

Spread the spinach/ garlic over the onions and sausage.

Sprinkle the cheese over the spinach, 1 to 1 1/2 cups of mozzarella across each, and 1/8 of a cup of parmesan over each.

Pick a side to start rolling (as shown in the photos above), tucking the sides in as you go. If your dough tears keep going and stretch the dough across the tears as best you can. Note that cold dough (store-bought) will tear more easily than dough at room temperature. Tuck the sides in as you go. Place the two rolls on the prepared baking sheets. If your dough did not tear, use a knife to perforate across the top in a few places. Brush each roll with olive oil.

Bake for 20-25 minutes, or until the tops are golden brown. Let them rest for a few minutes before slicing.

Eat.

Thank you again Heather, this looks amazing. Can’t wait to give it a go – maybe even a sourdough version? It’s a possibility… I have taken two main lessons from this post, as follows:

  1. Rustic is a Thing
  2. Explosive dough is not the desired result here

Important lessons for us all, I think you will agree.


Repost: Layered Flapjacks with Apple and Blueberry Jam


Another re-post today. This is a recipe I went through a phase of making every week and eating for breakfast at work – they were excellent. I fell out of the habit of making them on a Sunday, and breakfast has never been the same since…

 

I’ve never heard of a layered flapjack. As far as I am concerned right now, I’ve invented them. I’m sure if I were to do any kind of research I’d find out that is not the case, but I prefer to live in blissful ignorance.

I wanted to make something that was going to be moderately healthy to take into work for breakfast. The canteen runs a breakfast bar until 11am, and many’s the morning I’ve been there at 10.55, unable to resist the lure of sausages, bacon or even just buttered toast for that extra five minutes. Or a scone – I’d never heard of a scone as a breakfast food till I started working here, and everyone seems to think it’s pretty normal. It’s delicious, I’ll grant you, but for breakfast? A scone? A delicious, sweet, buttered scone? Actually I think I’m beginning to get it. This from the woman who’s eaten all kinds of foods for breakfast; for a number of years I think my body though that 10p crisps were actually cornflakes, I started the day with them so often. Still, there’s something decadent about having a scone for breakfast. That and you get covered in flour which you can’t shift for the rest of the day. It’s kind of like a secret handshake, the floury marks. Like you can look at another person and think ‘you had a scone’, and they’ll just give you this tiny nod and walk on past…

So, instead of leaving myself easy prey to scones or rolls and sausage, I decided to make flapjacks. I also liked the idea of having a layer of oat biscuit, then a layer of jam, then another layer of oat biscuit. On a trip to the supermarket yesterday, I stocked up on some fruit and veg to try to kick start a more varied and healthful diet, so I had a punnet of blueberries to hand, and also two of the smallest Granny Smith apples you’ve ever seen in your life, which had been knocking about the flat for some time and were pretty much past their best for eating, but I thought would serve well as part of a jam. Plus, after the success of the redcurrant jam, I was curious to see if I could do it again. Here, then, is my attempt at transcribing the recipe for layered flapjacks with apple and blueberry jam.

Ingredients:

  • 150g blueberries
  • 2 small Granny Smith apples
  • squeeze lemon juice
  • 2 tsp jam sugar
  • 1/2 tsp strawberry balsamic condiment
  • 250g oats
  • 1 cup of soya milk
  • 1 tbsp light margarine
  • 1 tbsp granulated sugar
  • brown sugar to sprinkle over the top

To make the jam:

  • Peel, core and finely chop the apples. Half any large blueberries then add all the fruit to a pot with a squeeze of lemon juice.
  • Stir over a high heat until the fruit has broken down and is soft. Not to get going about colours again, but the change from the white apple and blue blueberries to the rich, vibrant purple they end up is really something. It’s like beetroot in colour, extremely rich, yet when you slice a blueberry in half it’s kind of white in the middle. The wonders of nature, eh?
  • Add the balsamic condiment and sugar, then boil rapidly for ten minutes, stirring to avoid sticking. Set aside.

To make the flapjacks:

  • Put the oats into a large microwavable bowl, and stir in the milk and sugar. Mix well then heat for a minute, stir again, heat for another minute, stir again and heat for one last minute. The mixture will be extremely sticky.
  • Grease a 7″ square baking tin and layer slightly over half the oat mixture on the bottom. It will help you to spread it if the spoon or your hands are damp, to stop the mixture sticking *quite* so much.
  • Layer the jam over the flapjack base, leaving a border round the edges. I found I had about a tbsp of jam left over, which I’ve put in the fridge till I can figure out what to do with it apart from throw it out.
  • Using damp hands (preferably your own), drop small amounts of the remaining flapjack dough over the surface, trying to cover as much as possible. When it’s all been distributed, re-dampen hands and smooth the surface over as much as possible – you can see in the pic above that some gaps will remain. A solution to this would be to use more oats, but the cupboard is bare in my house, now.
  • Sprinkle brown sugar over the top of the finished product.
  • Bake the flapjacks at 200C for about 20 minutes, or until slightly golden and the brown sugar has caramelised.

 

I let them cool for about ten minutes in the tin, then turned out and turned over to let the underside cool and dry, as it was pretty stodgy. Still letting that happen so not sure if it’ll come out OK or if I should have turned them onto a cooling rack more quickly, or turned the whole thing over and put under the grill to crisp up, or used less milk or what. This is the first time I’ve made flapjacks, as with everything else the more practise I get the better the results will be.

The whole tin gave me nine good sized pieces. I’m just going to do the calorie maths… It looks like a total of about 130 calories for each flapjack, and 3.5g of fat, although I’m not sure if one is going to be enough or if it’ll be two. Should be, oats are supposed to be filling, right? Right??

 

I will NOT eat scones for breakfast… I will NOT eat scones for breakfast…

 


Gluten Free Chocolate and Coconut Cupcakes


Once again, I have taken on the dark art of gluten free baking, and emerged triumphant. These are soft, sweet cakes with a good coconut hit to the sponge. If anything, though, I’m most pleased with the decoration – little coconut squares that were so quick to make, and have the potential to be great cake toppers with a little more work. I kept them quite rustic this time but I’m sure they could be polished off and maybe even further decorated with icing pens… It’s a project to work on. Here’s a shot of them, so that you know what I’m talking about:

 

 

These cakes were for another leaving do (there have been oh, so many of those) and I made a batch of 30 to share around the office. There were a few leftover that got taken to the pub, but they all got snapped up in the end. Everyone seemed pretty taken with them, and some kind words were said. I won’t repeat them, because I am far too modest…

Here’s the recipe:

  • 400g margarine
  • 400g sugar
  • 400g wheat free, self-raising flour (I use Dove’s Farm brand)
  • 4 eggs
  • 75g toasted coconut
  • 400g coconut milk
  • 1 tbsp vanilla

If you have read my blog before, you will probably know what I’m about to say. That’s right – use the all in one method. Put all the ingredients in a bowl, and mix with an electric mixer until just combined. Do not over mix them – a few wee lumps of margarine are fine, they’ll sort themselves out in the oven.

Distribute the cake mix between 30 cupcake cases and bake at 170C for twenty minutes, rotating half way through to make sure of an even bake and rise.

Top with your favourite chocolate icing. The one I used was a standard chocolate buttercream, with enough milk whipped through it to make a soft, fudgy frosting. It was very sweet, and stayed soft after icing. You could use a ganache, instead, with either plain or milk chocolate, or you could stick with a nice firm buttercream, or even just a drizzle of melted chocolate over the top would do the trick.

To make the coconut squares:

  • 100g icing sugar
  • 100g coconut
  • 2 tbsp hot water
  • 1 tsbp liquid glucose

Mix the coconut and icing sugar in a bowl. Add the water and glucose, and stir well. You should have a very thick, sticky paste. If it is runny, add more icing sugar and coconut. You can also add a pinch of salt if you would like it to be less sweet.

Turn the paste out of the bowl onto a cutting board or square of greaseproof paper, and shape into a six-inch square. Use a spoon to straighten up the edges and smooth down the top. Press down firmly, and try to get the thickness as even as you can. The idea is to compress the coconut as much as you can, so it’s easy to slice up later.

Leave the square to rest for several hours or overnight. It will be firm and dry to the touch. Slice into one-inch squares – you’ll have five left over in case any break or aren’t a great shape. Apply to the top of your cakes while the icing/frosting/topping is still wet.

The glucose helps bind everything together – I might be tempted to add a little more next time, but it is very sweet so I didn’t want to overdo it. If you use dark chocolate in your icing this will balance out the sweetness nicely.

 

 


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